January was great. Sealings fucking ruled. But that's all in the past, let's move on. We're proud to be throwing ...Read More
January was great. Sealings fucking ruled. But that’s all in the past, let’s move on. We’re proud to be throwing this party in the name of Jerry Tropicano, as he’s finally got his shit together and put together a coherent EP.
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25TH.
THE OLD BLUE LAST, SHOREDITCH.
8PM – 2AM.
FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT.
Details after the drop.
Awful pun. Fuck it. Remember Lovvers though? Well, Sexbeat announced last week that they’re releasing the debut single from Virals- the solo project from Lovvers frontman Shaun Hencher. Listen/download here. It’s fucking great, of course.
Virals – Magic Happens by Sexbeat London
And also, within the same week, Drakey and Henry (also Lovvers) released a couple of demos from their new project, Sharm El Shakes. This is also most excellent, but I won’t bang on about this, just in case Henry gets a big head and quits Sex Beet. Listen below though.
Ain’t no party like a PNKSLM party. And because of this, we’re carrying on the madness into the new year. Huge thanks to all the bands and DJs who came and played for us over 2011, we had a fucking blast. But whatever, lets look to the future. This is pretty much definitely going to be our loudest show yet BTW.
PNKSLM
SATURDAY 28TH JANUARY 2012
THE OLD BLUE LAST
FREE ENTRY
LIVE: SEALINGS, BITE ME & BBATBC
OK so 2012 is here. Who gives a shit? I’m still broke. That’s actually being rubbed in a bit extra today, as I’ve just come across a promo playlist for Bruise Cruise, courtesty of the heartless asssholes at PureHoney. Whilst it fills me with pure hatred for anybody who’s lucky/rich enough to go party on a cruise ship in the Bahamas with all my favourite bands, it’s actually pretty good to hear new stuff from the likes of King Khan, Black Lips, Ty Segall et al.
Here are my highlights, and you listen to the whole damn thing here. The King Khan song is the best thing I’ve heard so far in 2012 BTW.
King Khan and the Shrines ‘Bite My Tongue’ by PureHoney + TheHoneyComb
Turbo Fruits ‘Ain’t the Only One Havin’ Fun’ by PureHoney + TheHoneyComb
Ty Segall ‘Happy Creeps’ by PureHoney + TheHoneyComb
PNKSLM favourite, Jerry Tropicano, took some time out from his Christmas eggnog to send us over a new song and what he had in mind for 2012:
Merry Fucking Christmas. Things have been slow as usual the past month here, but we’ll (maybe) strike back hard in 2012. We’ve got some killer fucking shows coming up too by the way. In the meantime, here are some alternatives to the shite you’ll have to watch tonight with your grandparents. Enjoy.
A SMOKY MOUNTAIN CHRISTMAS.
Dolly Parton goes on a real trip through the Tennessee mountains, and gets fruity with a fucking witch and a “Backwoodsman.”
SANTA WITH MUSCLES.
Hulk Hogan bangs his head, and wakes up thinking that he’s Santa Claus. He isn’t.
ONE HELL OF A CHRISTMAS.
A dude called Carlitos gets out of jail, and decides to set a good example for his five year old son, by getting himself entangled in “a web of sex, drugs and Christmas carols.”
POTTER IN THE HOOD
Some dick who thinks its funny to cross Harry Potter and Ironic Gangster Rap. It’s probably better to watch this on repeat though instead of The Philosophers Stone on ITV 9+2.
We’re literally still recovering from that last PNKSLM thanks to Black Mekon. Seriously a huge thanks to everyone that came along, that one was easily the most fun we’ve had so far doing this.
And now just two weeks later thanks to “Christmas,” here we go again.
PNKSLM: DECEMBER EDITION
SATURDAY 3RD DECEMBER
THE OLD BLUE LAST, SHOREDITCH
FREE ENTRY
DOORS 8.30 – LATE
More details over here.
I just came across a good band via Youtube. When does that ever happen? I feel so 2011.
I know nothing about them, other than they are called Teens, they most likely aren’t teens, and they’re fucking great. Their self titled record is on bandcamp, and I’ve been listening to it on repeat all afternoon whilst I’m trapped in Jerry Tropicanos flat, waiting for someone to come home and release me. Listen to my new favourite song below, then head over to their bandcamp and give them 3 dollars for the whole album.
